when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same, but attending equally to everyone’s different needs.—Eagleton, Terry, Why Marx Was Right (Yale University Press, 2011) p.5 (via sextiment)
female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe
leo spends at least 12 minutes a day zipping around the ship taking group selfies with everyone, and it is exclusively so instead of “say cheese,” he can tell everyone to “say memes.” every day this happens. every single day.
This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM
"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!
DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends & we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
Hello guys !! I’ve been away for a few days with no internet connection (The LARPing event was AWSOME !!!!) but I’m back to the real world now, so enjoy this sketchy comic ^^ I’m going to catch up on answering the messages in my askbox ^^
;___; So sweet!
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
driving past your old elementary school like